Your birthday

Make a cool sentence connecting those parts : )

Choose your birthday month : )

January --- I ate
February -- I needed
March ----- I ran naked with
April ----- I killed
May ------- I smoked with
June ------ I beat
July ------ I cuddled with
August ---- I banged
September - I shot
October --- I robbed
November -- I stabbed
December -- I like to get high with

Choose the date:

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - a teletubby
04 - a homo
05 - Barney the dinosaur
06 - a toothbrush
07 - my girlfriend
08 - a hottie
09 - a pornstar
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the Trojan man
12 - a glass of milk
13 - the koolaid man
14 - a drink
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a rockstar
23 - the cookie monster
24 - an easter egg
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - Avril Lavigne

What shirt are you wearing at the moment : )

White ------ because that hoe stole my taco
Black ------ because I`m sexy like that
Pink ------- Because I`m good in bed
Red -------- because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue ------- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple ----- because I`m gay
Gray ------- because I love marijuana
Other ------ because I have double D's
Green ------ because I love to snort cociane.
Orange ----- because I smoked crack
Turquoise -- because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown ------ because I`m a pimp
Shirtless -- because I`ve got aids

Now post your sentence : )
My sentence : I smoked with a french fry because that hoe stole my taco

mul tuli kah huvitav lause:i killed a glass of milk because im sexy like that

I.M.I.K wrote:mul tuli kah huvitav lause:i killed a glass of milk because im sexy like that

LOL

I ran naked with a hottie because I`m sexy like that!

Zebulon wrote:I ran naked with a hottie because I`m sexy like that!

see isegi sobib kokku omamoodi

Zebulon wrote:I ran naked with a hottie because I`m sexy like that!

LMFAO... Sobib jah

Indeed =)

I ran naked with a pornstar because that hoe stole my taco
mul tuli selline lause välja

sunlight wrote:I ran naked with a pornstar because that hoe stole my taco
mul tuli selline lause välja

LMFAO

I killed a homeless guy because I had to.

Santa9182 wrote:I killed a homeless guy because I had to.

ROFL ,LOL heheheheh

i banged a toothbrush because I love marijuana

LOL

I ate an easter egg because I had to XD